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Questions you need not waste your time asking.

What the fuck does "Bangedup" mean?
Start with a sick sense of humour. We started this site to show the fucked up (aka- Bangedup) e-mails we'd get. Who could shock the hell out of who the most?! You hear the term "Bangedup" all the time. We attempt to show what it means all over this fucked up world. Whether it's funny, rad, gross, boner-raising, or morbid- it's all here. The trick is, we don't "dumb-ify" the captions leading into each pic. We make the titles vague to keep you guessing what kind of pic or vid you'll be bringing up. So, you may see something you like, or something you hate- but either way, we try and make it all somewhat entertaining.


Why would you even want to show half this stuff?
We don't want to show half. We show it ALL! Because we can! (cue "Stars and Stripes Forever") Curiosity killed the kitty, and we've got the proof.


When did you start Bangedup?
Mr Rotten and Sick Bastard started this in 1999. Started as a diss site on a buddy of ours. Grew into a diss site on the fuckin' shithead bangedup world we live in!


Does Mr. Rotten still do anything with Bangedup?
Sick Bastard handles the day to day shit. Mr Rotten sort of fills in every now and then. He can still be seen out drinking heavily and embarassing the Bangedup Crew when we hit concerts and events.


Do you do interviews or appearances?
Absolutely. We love talking SMACK. Just ask us. We're all about CONCERTS, RADIO SHOWS, TV GIGS, CONFERENCES, ORGIES, CABLE ACCESS, PRINT MAGS, TERM PAPER THESIS', SEMI-HOT PHONE SEX or ANYTHING INVOLVING A FEMALE'S PUBIS REGION (aka- the Nether lands)


How can I help Bangedup stay free?
A few simple ways:
**We have a ton of banners to cool sites. They're all quality sites or we wouldn't show 'em. Bangedup ONLY MAKES MONEY IF YOU SIGN UP on one of these sites. Memberships are CHEAP(3 or 4 bucks)! Spending a small amount on a trial membership helps keep Bangedup free!
**Buy some Bangedup hats and shirts. It's Bangedup pride on quality gear. Go get yours now!


Can you e-mail me that one pic of...?
NO!! We don't have enough time. Go look for it in the Archives.


Is there anything that you won't post?
Fetus Porn. As fashionable as it may be over-seas, we think it's WRONG! I mean, how can sex with a bag of jelly and soft-forming cartilage be considered hot? The damn thing doesn't even have discernable sexual genitalia yet, so how do you know if you're really having sex with "it"? Get a life people... and STOP FETUS PORN forever!


Where are ALL of the old archives?
Simple fact is, we have so many files that we don't have the bandwidth to put them all back up at once. We're working on some sort of rotating archive gallery. Any ideas from you tech geeks would be helpful.


What's with the music overtones all through Bangedup?
Simply put- we are music fanatics. SB is convinced he'd be dead if it weren't for music or the ability to trash his drum set each damn day. Mr Rotten is sure that listening to Bronsky Beat and the Communards turned him gay. Either way, it has shaped so much of we are today that we simply need to promote it, soak in it, and generally be a part of it in many ways. PLUG TIME- Bangedup is in the midst of forming a music company... stay tuned.


Why don't you clasify/seperate your pictures and videos?
NEVER!!! Our logo is a QUESTION MARK! Think you can figure it out, chap?


Do you like smelling your own farts?
Of course. We endorse the 2 handed "cup" technique to waft one airborn.


Where do you get all these pics and vids?
From you nasty creeps. Upload some shit to us through the SEND SHIT page.


Why do you have those links hidden in each update?
We're a FREE site. Those links are our ONLY ways to keep Bangedup FREE for you cheap pricks! It shouldn't be too much to ask for you to press "back" or close out a pop-up window every now and then in order to keep us afloat. So, visit our sponsors often.


When will the years of past archives return???
Good question. We started this site back in 1999, so we have a TON of shit. Put it this way... the stuff you see on sites now is stuff we had up years and years ago. So, thereby, we're cooler of course. Problem is cost to show it all. And the fact that we're too lazy to put all the old shit up in our new format database. Someday it'll all be back up. Until then we'll throw up some of the classics no and then to remind you of how good this site used to be!


Do you answer all your e-mails?
We try. Sick Bastard dares to do this full time, so you're more likely to get a response out of him.


I don't like pics I saw in this update.
(A) Eat my furry bean-bag.
(B) Send us something better.


Why can't I view certain pics or movies?
Because God hates you.


What do I need to view .WMV or .AVI or .ASF files?
Goto Windows.com and download the latest free player.


What do I need for .RM files?
Goto Real.com and download the free player.


How about those .MOV files?
You need the Quick Player from "http://www.apple.com/quicktime/"


What are those damned .PPS files?
Those are PowerPoint Presentation files. PowerPoint comes with Microsoft Office. The ones we put up are almost always of hot chicks getting nailed in every hole! Get a clue and find PowerPoint to see them.


Why don't you put more pics up of cocks or nut-sacks for the lady fans?
Like we said above, we post what you send in. But to be honest, we're 2 young dudes that prefer looking at beaver over cock ANYDAY of the week.


What criteria gets a pic posted?
It's gotta be Bangedup in some way... see above, biatch.


Do you Bang your fans?
Yes! All beautiful/horny/wet women are encouraged to arrange "private sessions" with SB and Rotten.


Hey, I'm making a free site kinda like BANGEDUP. How can I make money off a free web-site?
First off, try as you might, it'll never be as good as Bangedup. Nothing really comes close.
2'nd, we had a lot of breaks getting into this. Breaks that ranged from tech stuff to good contacts. And it all fell into place. So, we're the exception, not the norm. Without getting into it all, I'll say 3 words- affiliate fucking programs. Click on any of our banners to sign up for these advertiser's affiliate programs. Follow their directions and with any luck, IF you can get some traffic, hopefully they'll click your banners.


That "so and so" pic has been on before. What the fuck guys?!?
We have THOUSANDS of files in the archives and in our secret smut reserve. You think we can remember which picture of a bloody twat we put up 19 months ago? You're fuckin' psyched to have been able to see it once- consider the dup a bonus.


Hey man, me and all my 11 year old friends love your site...etc.
Listen, this is some fucked up shit for adults to look at, nevermind a "minor". We can't control who sees what, but then again, neither can our ole' pal FUCKFACE!! Obviously if you're a youngin' and on Bangedup, your lazy-assed parents can't monitor you either! But, do us all a favor and stay the hell away for now... or at least buy a T-shirt or 2!!


Dude, can you put my friends pic up and say I sent it in and "he sucks cock or something?"
Shut up... You wanna get back at your best friend who nailed you mom, design your own shitty page. This be OUR shitty page!

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